On such a lovely, romance-filled occasion like Valentine's Day, it's only proper to fill the day with so much excessive, corny grandeur that even the most resilient of greeting-card lovers will cringe. And what's the perfect addition to a day already bursting at the seams with over-sized hearts, roses, and chocolates? Foodie pick up lines! There's no better way to capture the heart of your special someone, right?

"Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice."

"This city has a dozen microbreweries, but only this one has the blonde I want."

"Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you, or nudge you?"

"I know milk does a body good, but dang, how much have you been drinking?"

"You're so sweet, you could put Hershey's out of business."

"Sorry, but you owe me a drink. I looked at you and dropped mine."

"I see that you like bacon. Wanna strip?"

"Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?"

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